🥳 The Infamous "I PEE IN POOLS" White Mesh Trucker Hat, I Pee In Pools Hat | Funny Party Hat | White Mesh Trucker Cap | Stag Do & Hen Night Gift | Student Night Out Apparel

Product Description (Warning: Explicit & Offensive Humor Ahead)

The Hat That Says What Every Bastard Thinks. 🚽

Let's cut the crap. You're not going to swim to the side, are you? This isn't a confession; it's a declaration of convenience.

Introducing the "I PEE IN POOLS" Trucker Hat, the only headwear that perfectly matches your questionable morals. This isn't for your grandma's bridge club; it's designed for chaos, terrible decisions, and people who stopped caring about social norms a long time ago.

If you’re heading to any of the following, consider this cap your official uniform:

• Student Nights Out: Forget subtle drinking games. This hat tells the bartender, "Yes, I'm going to need a taxi and a bucket later."

• Stag/Bachelor Parties: The perfect way to publicly shame the groom-to-be before he ties the knot. It’s a guaranteed conversation killer (or starter) in any pub.

• Hen Nights/Bachelorette: For the bride who is absolutely done pretending to be a princess. Wear this and save everyone the trouble of guessing who has the fewest inhibitions.

• Festivals: You think the portaloos are bad? Wait until they see you in this.

Features for the Filthy Fun:

• Maximum Breathability: The mesh back is built to keep your slightly-sweaty head cool while you're shouting profanities at 3 AM. No one wants a sweaty criminal.

• Controversial AF: Features the black "I PEE IN POOLS" graphic. No need for witty banter—the hat speaks for your terrible character.

• Snapback Closure: Fully adjustable, because your head size is the only thing about you that should be stable.

• White: The color of innocence. The irony is chefs kiss. 🤌

Buy this hat. Embrace the villain. Stop holding it in. We promise to keep your secret (or at least, we won't tell the police).

Disclaimer: This product is intended for humorous, adult novelty use only. We do not endorse—or accept liability for—any actual urination in public pools, or any fights that break out as a result of wearing this masterpiece.