SPITTERS ARE QUITTERS Trucker Hat | Funny Student Night Out, Stag/Hen Do & Party Cap | Dark Humor Christmas Gift

Product Description:

Tired of boring hats? Ready to commit to the bit?

Introducing the "SPITTERS ARE QUITTERS" Trucker Hat—the official headwear for those who refuse to give up, even when their dignity has long since tapped out. This isn't just a hat; it's a lifestyle statement for the truly dedicated (or deeply foolish).

If you're looking for a comfortable, breathable mesh cap that also serves as a highly questionable moral compass on a Saturday night, you've found it.

Why You Need This Hat (Commitment Issues NOT Welcome):

• 🎓 Student Night Out Essential: The perfect ironic accessory for pub crawls, cheap-drinks nights, and "one last shot" situations. It’s an instant ice-breaker (or maybe a table-flipper).

• 🎉 Ultimate Party Prop: Great for Hen Dos, Stag Dos, and messy birthday bashes. It screams, "I am fully committed to making terrible decisions tonight!"

• 🎁 The Dark Humor Gift: Looking for a funny Christmas Present or a White Elephant gift that will make everyone awkwardly chuckle? This is it. Give the gift of relentless peer pressure.

• 😂 Peak Ironic/Dark Humour: The bold red and black text makes a clear (and clearly questionable) statement. Wear it with pride and a knowing smirk.

The Technical (and Less Questionable) Details:

• Style: Classic Foam & Mesh Trucker Cap

• Fit: Adjustable snapback closure (fits most heads, even the ones with questionable contents)

• Colour: Crisp white front panel with a black mesh back and brim.

• Text: Bold, high-quality print in Black ("SPITTERS ARE") and Red ("QUITTERS").

Care Instructions:

Do not machine wash. Hand wash only. Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any bad decisions made while wearing this hat. But we are proud of your commitment. 😉