Retired PornStar Baseball Cap Hat

🧢 “Retired Porn Star” Trucker Hat

Because being subtle is overrated.

Got a mad night out coming up? Heading on a stag do, hen do, or uni bar crawl that’s bound to end in questionable decisions? This hat’s your ticket to instant legend status (and probably a few raised eyebrows).

Product Highlights:

• 🩵 Cheeky light blue & white colourway – innocent up top, chaos underneath.

• 🕶️ Classic trucker style with a net back, keeping your head cool while your chat gets hotter.

• 🔠 Bold black “RETIRED PORN STAR” print — subtle as a sledgehammer.

• 🧢 Adjustable strap to fit all heads, from fresher to full-time menace.

Perfect for:

• Stag and hen weekends when you want to test just how far “banter” can go.

• Uni nights out where the goal is to be remembered (or blacklisted).

• Those who peaked early, or just want people to think they did.

Warning: May cause uncontrollable laughter, free shots, and awkward questions from strangers.
Disclaimer: No adult film credentials required — just a sense of humour and zero shame.