Mommy's Little Alcoholic Hat: Rude Pink & Black Trucker for Hen/Stag Dos & Students

🚫 WARNING LABEL: "Mommy's Little Alcoholic" Trucker Hat (Pink & Black) 🍻

Product Description

Stop pretending you're here for the "vibes." You're here to get absolutely wasted, and this hat is the only honest piece of clothing you own.

This is the ultimate accessory for those who treat their liver like a renewable resource and consider memory loss a sign of a successful night. Forget subtlety—we are talking about maximum public indecency potential.

Choose Your Shame:

1. The Blackout Edition (All Black): For the efficient drunk. The one who skips the pleasantries and goes straight for the "regret" phase. Ideal for stags, festivals, and students who have already failed their first-semester exams.

2. The Hot Mess Pink Edition (Pink/White): Because nothing screams "I'm a menace to society" quite like a girly colour paired with a devastating personal admission. Mandatory uniform for the Hen party that plans to leave a trail of bad decisions and broken heels across the city.

This isn't just a novelty item; it's a social liability. Buy it for your mate, and ensure they get the attention (and the required emergency water) they deserve.

Key Features & Specs

• Color Options: Blackout Black and Hot Mess Pink.

• The Message: "mommy's little alcoholic" (Because why lie?)

• Vibe: Aggressively Ironic / Morally Questionable / F-Tier Parenting Joke.

• Fit: Adjustable snapback. Wear it backward to instantly increase your chance of passing out in public.

• Use Case: The most honest Christmas present you'll ever give.